Opening Statement



Sunday 1 July 2018

Oh Cannabis Summer 2018 News Y Views!

Inhale! Hold! Exhale! Smile! Then Read "Oh Cannabis News Y View" @ Directory! UpDAtEs AddED iN LaRgE TyPe! Live tweets @ davidchiarelli 


HEADLINES

Canada is the First Nation in The Developed World, the Second Country After Uruguay, to Legalize Recreation Cannabis! See "Oh Cannabis"

Ontario Cannabis Act: Premier Ford? NDP's Andrea Horwath? Lounges? Dispensaries? What next???

Canadian Legalization Presents A Big Challenge To the US and G7! See "In The News".

Legalization Updates: US! Uruguay! Jamaica! Etc! Etc! Etc!

US is a patchwork of different state laws on legal cultivation and retail sales. See "In The News"!

Canadian Legalization Will Be A Legal Mess! See "Oh Cannabis".

Canada's First Nations Assert Weed Sovereignty On Treaty Lands! See "Green Marketing".

Who Will Win: Price Pot  Quality? The Canadian Government's Corporate Legal Verses Free Market Weed?!? See " Green Marketing" and "Higher Learning".

Canadian tokers, investors and cannabiz types face a lot of hassles at the US border! See "Oh Canada"!

No pot amnesty in Canada! See "Oh Canada" and "Higher Learning"!

Canuck Med Pot impaired driving and prescription tax woes! See "Oh Canada"!

Across Canada legalization reports! See "Oh Canada"!

Marijuana is a dirty word. Call it cannabis, weed, pot, anything else! Here's why! See at "High Times"!

More Reefer Madness Movie Links! Der Beatles! Cab Calloway! See at "High Times!" 

KARMA CUP 2018



More High Times Ahead: Canada's original Karma Cup Elite Cannabis Festival returns to Toronto September 8th and 9th. There are over 140 entries this year; bud, shatter, concentrates, solvents, extracts, topicals, edibles, vape pens, pre rolls etc. etc. etc. Meanwhile out here at my summer retreat here in Land O' Lakes country, yours truly is once again busy judging all the many samples one by one by one by ..... Follow my updates on Twitter [ME] and read more @ KarmaKup

Judges Korner: This will be my third Karma Cup, the second time as a judge! Read my reports @ 2016 @ 2017

OH CANNABIS



Canada Legalizes It: With a 56 to 30 Senate vote, Canada's unjust cannabis law's finally go kaput, ending 95 years of Prohibition 1.0! They've been replaced by our new, long awaited Cannabis Act, as promised by the Trudeau government during the 2014 Federal Election. So, is it cause for celebration? Across Canada? From sea to shining sea? Hardly. The initial domestic news reports are extremely guarded. They tout a new, very uptight Prohibition 2.0 focus on strict policing, health, safety measures and a very controversial new corporate Neo Lib regulatory regime. Welcome to our new Canadian cannabis millennium, while we sort out the awful legal mess that's sure to follow for many years @ CBC @ CBC

Ready, Steady, Toke: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has set October 17th 2018 as the date for legal government weed to go on sale. That's long after the original "Canada Day" date of July 1st previously being kicked around, ostensibly due to a lot of long, drawn out, and ultimately futile Senate delays. Still, the long delay could scare away a lot of pot tourism dollars this summer. Also possibly throw cold water on some long awaited, high time, legal summer fun ... But ... But .. But who's waiting?!? @ CBC



October 17th Eh?! Plan to disobey! There's been nothing but delays, delays and more delays in overturning our unjust cannabis laws. Now the legal market's being handed over to Trudeau's corporate Neo lib cronies, whom are planning to just sell us shit. This definitely calls for a little civil disobedience. What did David Henry Thoreau say? "Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law" Nuff said! @ TSun


CFAMM: Don't Tax Medicine: Canadians For Fair Access to Medical Marijuana provide an easy way to petition your provincial and federal MPP/MP's to stop the prohibitive and discriminatory tax on medical cannabis prescriptions. Do it in seconds online @ CFAMM

Med Pot: There won't be any HST or Excise tax break for medical cannabis patients. And no tax breaks on our prescription drugs?!? Tell me what's wrong here @ CBC



No Cannabis Amnesty: Activist-Entrepreneur Jodie Emery is distressed that the Trudeau government still hasn't offered an amnesty, pardon, or for that matter compensation for those members of Canada's cannabis community whom were arrested, charged and/or convicted under prohibition @ CTV

We Need Mass Pardons: Legalization alone isn't enough for justice to be served @ WP

Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale promises the federal government will try to make it "fair" if you have a criminal record for possession sometime after October 17th. However, there are more than a few caveats @ Star

Bill Blair -Minister of Marijuana? Nope. Turns out former Toronto police chief Bill Blair will remain in charge of the "legalization and strict regulation of cannabis" as Trudeau's second in command to Ralph Goodale in the Ministry of Public Safety portfolio @ IPol

Senate Amendments: Most of the numerous, reefer madness, Senate Amendments to our new Cannabis Act were rejected or changed by the House of Commons before the bill became law. Beware: That includes a limit on the THC count of your government weed, which the Feds could still try to enforce anyway. Here's what's changed or stayed the same @ BSL PDF

Indigenous Weed: Legal cannabis provided many challenges for our Indigenous First Nation peoples. Lots more links below in "Green Marketing". Also @ NP

No THC Limits: Seems Canada's legally licensed producers have dodged a definite death bullet. Senate plans to limit the amount of THC allowed for dried flower has been killed. Still, that doesn't necessarily mean the government stores will sell it. Most of the licensed strains I've seen are usually only in the 10-20% THC range tops. In the underground market? Sativa's are easily 25% plus! More @ CLN

Cannabis Licenses: Here's an overview of what's been approved @ CLN

Grow Yer Own: It was a real nail biter, but the House of Commons also overturned a Senate amendment that would've let the provinces individually ban the home cultivation of up to 4 plants as per our new federal cannabis law. Expect lengthy court battles as Quebec, Manitoba and Nunavut try to fight back @ CBC



Canuck Legalization: Reefer Madness Galore! 

Outdoor Crops: Ottawa will legalize outdoor cannabis crops for it's licensed producers @ Globe

Second Wave: Additional legislation allowing some wiggle room for Canada's "micro producers and processors" offers hope that there might still be a little room for Canada's small craft cannabiz growers, producers and sellers will within the government's tightly regulated, corporate,  cannabis model. Activist-Entrepreneur Lisa Campbell explains @ Now

Boo Boo BaJoob: Canada's venerable Walrus magazine, perhaps out of misplaced nationalist fervour, jumps on the Corporate Neo Lib Weed bandwagon, with an article touting Canada as the next "marijuana" [not cannabis?!] superpower. Alas. Among all the hearty praise for Trudeau's stock tickered "Licensed Producers" the Walrus now uncritically joins in the Prohibition 2.0 chorus that "continued crackdowns on local dispensaries operating in the grey market might be necessary to guide buyers to the new storefronts". For shame. Hopefully, there will be a rebuttal @ Walrus 

Canada Craft Cannabis: Health Canada announces new micro and standard licenses for cannabis processors, producers, nurseries, industrial hemp, research, analytical testing and medical sales. Perhaps there's hope yet that our corporate Neo Lib feds won't just try to stomp out Canada's thriving underground, free market,  cannabiz industry jack boot style, come October 17th? Don't hold your breath. They've been real jerks. More @ HT

Help Wanted: Canada's licensed producers are on a pot hiring spree as the legalization date finally approaches. I'm retired and too old for this now, plus I enjoy my independence. Still, there are many of you whom have suffered very long and hard. Dunno if you can get on board with the corporate bad boys and still keep your principles intact, but best wishes. You've certainly earned the chance! More @ CBC Some food for thought @ My Tweed Blog

Pills Not Pot: Ontario's Disability Support Program won't cover cannabis prescriptions. Nope! Seems they are still too busy pushing pills @ HT

Medical Pot Drivers: New government rules could discriminate against med pot patients who toke. Saliva tests are dubious at best. Expect a lot of court challenges ahead @ Star

Fact or Fiction: The Trudeau government's new cannabis driving laws are very flawed because so little real research has actually been done. Medical cannabis drivers face the most problems due to the constant presence of THC in our system. Still, there's so many grey areas and deep doubts about the facts of driving stoned, that even the recreational user who get's busted will want to challenge it in court @ Straight




Across Canada, from sea to shiny sea ...

Government Nippers: Overtly strict and oppressive government regulations are threatening to nip legal weed in the bud across Canada, assuring the continued growth of our underground cannabiz economy. In short, in their greed and ignorance, they are making it impossible to legally compete @ ESun

High Security: Some Quebec retailers figure they'll need to use barbed wire and bullets to protect their inventory of weed at night, in order to meet Health Canada's strict security standards. Ooooookay @ Gazette

Ontario -A Place 2 Grow? OCS [Ontario Cannabis Store] officials are trying to strong arm already hard pressed licensed suppliers to produce $7.50 a gram weed, including taxes, for when they open for business October 17th. If so, sounds like they'll be selling bush weed to me. Hope you like smoking crud. The again, there's always the grow your own option or our already existing and flourishing, reasonably priced, top quality underground Ontario cannabiz market! Hmmmm. Decisions. Decisions. Decisions .... The OCS or .... or ... More @ 420

Manitoba Blows It: Get this, the province wants to apply an additional 6% "social responsibility fee" to retail revenue, but still provide cheap, safe weed to undercut the underground market. That's on top of the greedy governmental pricks other cash grabs; a 75 cents per gram mark up and the 9% wholesale tax. So much for price point. Bet the street dealers are cheering that boo boo! Big time! Duh @ CTV

Alberta Gardening Centres will be able to sell growing supplies but not plants or seeds. They are planning to fight it. Good move. After all, they are the horticulture specialists. Seems a natural fit @ CTV

Low Times In Saskatchewan: Apparently, the provincial government is planning to hire underage buyers for a big, nasty dispensary sting operation commencing this fall @ HT

Not In My Back Yard: Cannabis storefronts won't be permitted in the affluent suburb of Vancouver West. The lower mainland cities of Richmond, Delta and Maple Ridge either @ GStraight

BC Blows It: Might not matter much. British Columbia's legal cannabis retail rules and procedures are so strict and uptight, that they'll prove disastrous for anybody who tries to do it by the books, anyway @ GStraight



Newly Elected Ontario Premier Druggie Ford is promising more consultation on retail cannabis sales. He might be more open to a privatized, free market approach to cannabis sales in our province than the outgoing, Wynne, Corporate, Neo Libs, but don't hold your breath. Druggie Dougie wants to see how well the government monopoly Wynne set up works first. But just watch! After all he was a hash dealer. Let's hope he knows the score @ Global @ Globe

Privatize: Speculation is rife that the Premier is about to abandon the previous Wynne government's corporate weed monopoly plans and privatize recreational cannabis sales in Ontario. It may be a sop to the left to weaken NDP support. Then again, it could also be a new, welcome focus on grassroots, free enterprise that can and should be celebrated by right and left wingers alike. No doubt this man is going to cause us ALOT of grief as progressives in countless other ways. Consider this our boobie prize @ Globe @ Lift @ Vice @ FPost 

OCS Lease Freeze: The Ford government halts leasing OCS: Ontario Cannabis Store locations prior to the October 17th legalization date further fuelling speculation of a shift to non government run licensed dispensaries @ MJB

No OCS Hiring Freeze: Meanwhile, the Ford government inexplicably continues to hire workers for the OCS despite the leasing freeze .... So, are we looking at a mixed model of government and private dispensaries? Also remember, his buddy OPSEU President Smokey Thomas had been promised that the bud tenders and other staff at the OCS would be unionized workers by Wynne. So is this Ford's two part solution? @ Global



Puleeeze! Legal Canuck Weed Must Not Suck!

Big Weed: Then again, let's not get our hopes too high ... Kaff ...Kaff ... Kaff ... Canada's licensed producers want first dibs on any private Ontario dispensaries after years of trying to force the indies out of business. Think Project Claudia and Gator. Grrrrrr @ Vice

Vape It: Ford has also halted any additional anti-vaping rules that were supposed to come into effect July 1st under the Wynne government's Smoke Free Ontario Act. Perhaps this will help open the door to legal lounges in our fair province?!? @ Star

Bad Biz: Ontario is now widely being encouraged to reconsider it's government cannabis retail monopoly. It will be little able to compete with the underground market, nor come anywhere close to meeting demand, for some time to come @ MBD

Ontario's Cannabis Act: Recreational cannabis will now be legal across Canada, and of course here in Ontario. So what does that actually mean for you as a toker? Your new rights and/ or lack thereof are @ Dankr

Condo Ban Update: Realtors, property management, condo boards and apartment landlords are continuing to try to ban pot smoking from their buildings as reported in my recent blog. [BLOG] They might not be able to grandfather you anymore but watch out, they're still very heavy handed and sneaky! At least this "smoke free condo" building is going to allow you to vape @ Now

No Vaping or Toking: Both medical and recreational cannabis are banned from the workplace and most public spaces outside your own home. Looks like vaping lounges will be verboten too @ HRR



"Pot Racism North" or "It Can't Happen Here, Eh": Canada's afro and indigenous people continue to get arrested for weed the most, even though the herb has all but been legalized! A shocking expose @ Vice

Border Alert: Beware! Canadian travellers could get in deep shit at the US border by letting the guards know that you smoke pot! Even though it's legal here and in many US states? Yup! You could get banned from ever entering the United States again! No more cross border shopping for you! Bad Canuck! Bad! Bad! Go figure @ Vice @ CBC

Pot Investors and other cannabiz industry types could also face a lot of trouble crossing the border to travel in the US too. Possibly even a lifetime travel ban @ CTV @ CBC

IN THE NEWS



US Home Cannabis Cultivation Guide: Here's where you legally stand, state by state across the US, as a medical or recreational cannabist seeking to grow a little boo @ Leafly

US Couch Lock Activism: Here's how to help legalize the bud in 10 battleground states without leaving the comfort of your couch @ HT

Burned: The Senate Appropriations Committee foolishly torches a promising cannabis banking bill so it goes up in smoke, burning prospects of job growth and economic growth in the lucrative weed sector of the US economy @ Forbes

Weed World: The US might still be [or not be] the "leader of the free world" but no matter, for us! Apparently, with legalization, Canada is now the "leader of the weed world". That presents many challenges stateside and for our G7 partners @ RS @ Vox

Canadian Legalization Despite it's many flaws, it's still a big international game changer at the UN and on the world political stage! Here's why @ 420

"Worldwide Headlines" or "Look Ma! We Made The News!": See how the international media have covered legalization here in Canada @ CTV

Southern View: Here's how Canadian legalization was reported in the US. Of course, as is pointed out, Canada is the second country to legalize cannabis, after Uruguay @ CNN

Legal Uruguay: Only the government can legally sell weed. The low THC count buds cost $1 a gram at the pharmacy. Otherwise you can grow your own, share or join a cannabis club, but absolutely no selling weed .... Uruguay is onto something! The public good truly comes first before the dollar$ and cent$ @ CNN



When Prohibition becomes a life and death matter ...

Head Shot: Nigerian police allegedly shoot a toker in the arm, then in the head as he pleads for mercy, after being caught smoking weed. Whoa! No! No! No! OMG -Pure evil @ WUN

Pennsylvania State Police chase and kill suspected small time pot grower in country field with a helicopter and a .... bulldozer?!? Thankfully, NORML is onto this @ Leafly


Legal World: More and more countries across the world are increasingly reforming,  decriminalizing or easing their cannabis laws. Leading the pack are Jamaica, besides Uruguay and Canada are the Netherlands, Spain, Portugal, Argentina, Columbia and Australia @ HighTimes

Black = Busted: Mass arrests of black folks, for something as simple as attending a party where weed is being smoked, continue unabated across the US. Meanwhile white folks increasingly find themselves getting off scot free @ Huff

GREEN MARKETING



Mohawk Weed: First Nation dispensaries continue to grow across treaty land at the Tyendinaga Reserve outside Belleville Ontario much to the governments chagrin. Across Canada, our aboriginal entrepreneurs are asserting their sovereignty as a part of the new cannabiz economy, in no uncertain terms. Stay tuned for my reviews this summer while I'm out thattaway! More CBC

Treaty Land = Sovereign Weed: Dispensaries continue to flourish across the Mohawk reserve with the AFN, and the Chiefs of Ontario in talks with the federal and provincial government. Check for updates @ MBQ

Tyendinaga: Once again, I'm spending the summer in Land o' Lakes near the Mohawk reserve, where I sometimes drop by for some ... er ... camping supplies! More and more dispensaries continue to pop up everywhere. Legacy 420 has grown into a weed superstore of sorts. Smoke on the Water has expanded operations, added a pool table lounge at one store. B'Leaf, L'Eagle Dreams, the Pot Shop, and Oasis are very welcome additions. Expect lotsa bud, and medibles etc. etc. etc. Quality and service seem to vary this year. Prices vary and there are lots of great deals. Stay tuned for my live tweets @ davidchiarelli


Business Savvy: The Madawaska Maliseet First Nation Reserve is including indigenous cannabiz as a big part of it's growing business empire, a much welcome harbinger for better days to come @ CBC

Summertime RCMP Bust: 2 First Nation dispensaries have been busted on Treaty Land in Chilliwack BC. Almost sounds like police are trying to send them a warning shot, which one cannot see going over well, to say the least, with legal sales pending this fall @ Prog

Statistics Canada figures our price point for weed is about $7 a gram, well below what the legal crap will probably sell for with HST and Excise taxes added in our government licensed stores. Hell, there's plenty of $150 ounces for sale on Weed Maps Toronto, or for that matter at the Mohawk reserve, and it's pretty decent too, in a pinch. Ummm. The government stores don't plan on on any bulk discounts either .... Maybe you shouldn't invest too much in our LP [Licensed Producer] stocks?! @ Global

Jah Ganga: Jamaican weed will be making it's way onto the Canadian medical cannabis menu at 3 government licensed LP's @ Now



Trailer Park Boys y Snoop Dogg Beware!

Lazy Hazy Boundaries: Canada's new cannabis advertising restrictions are hazy at best, when it comes to celebrity endorsements, testimonials and depictions of people, animals and characters; fake or real. Seems the government is willing to just let the courts work it all  out @ Leafly

Big Alcohol Verses The Green Wave: Rather than fight it, US beer, wine and spirit companies are now looking at marketing THC infused drinks @ Forbes

Jodie's Joint: Cannabis Culture Activist-Entrepreneur Jodie Emery has opened a new cannabis themed coffee shop in Toronto's Kensington Market, despite some earlier "Fake News" setbacks, as reported here. More @ CBC

Sea of Green: Remember Jamie McConnell and the "good buds" at Marc y Jodie's Emery's Toronto Cannabis Culture shops? They helped run the dispensaries, even took over Marc's 461 Church St digs, after the Emery's were busted in the Project Gator raids. Well, a lot of them are still around carrying on the activist-entrepreneur good fight and still selling great weed. Jamie's "Sea of Green" dispensary is now located on Weston Rd in Toronto's West End @ SOG and @ CBC

HIGHER LEARNING



Lit As Ever: Cannabis Culture Activist-Entrepreneur Jodie Emery succinctly explains where Trudeau's Corporate Neo Lib government has gone wrong with legalization, while providing a scathing critique of their new prevailing reefer madness mindset under Prohibition 2.0. Hooray Jodie @ Youtube

Money Talks: After all is said and done, it wasn't the high minded, legal principles of justice and fair play that led to legal pot in Canada. Far from it! Rather the sheer corporate hunger and greed for big, cash dividends prevailed. NORML's Alan Young explains how the Trudeau Liberals ultimately did the right thing but for the wrong reasons; legalizing cannabis so that their big corporate buddies could cash in @ CBC and @ Globe

Free Market Pot: Canada has long had a thriving free enterprise, underground, craft cannabis market. The experts argue thats needed instead of, or the very least to supplement the dicey, Ontario government run, corporate monopoly being set up in our province @ MJBiz

Weed Data: Legalization means researchers can begin gathering previously unavailable health, criminology, and economic info that we couldn't get before to guide our public policy decisions. Hard facts will fill in the gaping holes now filled with fear mongering, guess work and conjecture. Don't be surprised if many of their findings undermine the erroneous assumptions upon which our legalization bill and it's attendant regulations are now based, opening up the doorway for change. More @  Wired

Statistics Canada's Cannabis Stats Hub: For government info on health, justice, and economic issues, as well as weed prices across Canada, visit them @ StatsCan 



Islam's Complicated History With Weed: Yes, it's usually strictly forbidden, but it has quite a history nonetheless. Plus they seem to prefer hash. Check out the scene in Afghanistan, Morocco, Turkey and Iran @ Prohbtd

China's Complicated History With Weed: China has. been growing weed since 10,000 BC and currently produces half the world's crop. Furthermore a lot of Canada's weed crop is illegally sold to China as well. As far as weed patents go too, they are the world's biggest player. Much of the Chinese weed is hemp. It's still illegal to toke the good stuff there, but for how much longer? More @ Forbes

Amerika's Complicated History With Weed: And nope. The higher powers ... heh heh er .... still haven't figured out what to do about it in the US either @ GE



Dana: Nope! Rest assured -It won't kill you!

Reefer Madness 101: Cannabis activist Dana Larsen explains why Canadian Press claims that cannabis kills 8,851 of us annually, is complete and utter bullshit @ GStraight

Marijuana is A Racist Term: One hates to be politically correct, but please! Please! Please! Call it "cannabis", "weed", "boo", or what have you! Know that "marijuana", despite it's common usage, is a hurtful, derogatory word born of racist prohibition @ Guardian


HIGH TIMES



The Lonely Planet Guide To Legal Pot in Canada: Hmmm. What more can I possibly say? @ LP

High Hopes: The sixties and seventies were a "dope time" for cannabis. Weed was considered an integral social and political part of the "hippy" counter culture movement. On the downside, the THC count of our pot was a lot lower and we got a lot of seeds and stem in the bag too. Remember when @ GH



The Beatles On Pot: Yes Sireee, the Fab 4 liked to smoke pot [and do acid and pills and and and ....]. Personally, I always thought Rubber Soul was the perfect weed album, though for some reason I really like to toke to Magical Mystery Tour too. Not to forget HelpRevolver, Sgt Peppers, Yellow Sub, The White Album, Abbey Road and on and on and on .... A review @ Youtube More @ Leafly

Yellow Submarine Revisited [Again]: The Beatle's animated psychedelic kult klassik has been reissued this summer for the umpteenth time. Must be coz of the trippy tunes. Also the groovy Peter Max graphics! Faaaaar out @ BBC



Reefer Man: Huzzah! Cab Calloway was everyone's main man for music, dance and good ol' fashioned reefer madness back in the 1930's @ Youtube

Hit That Jive Jack: Gramatik updates Cab's shtick for today's discerning reefer madman/ woman @ Youtube

Reefer Madness: Those of you whom follow my Twitter Feed will see the movie links I often post at 420. Yup! As crazy as these old weed movies where, they seemed very real at the time. Fooled a lot of folks. Created a stigma and consensus that cannabis was evil and bad, bad, very bad for you. It helps to laugh. We expose the lies for all to see. But it makes one wonder; what else are the powers that be still lieing about today eh? Hmmmm! Why not fire up a spliff! Lie back! Ponder the infinite and enjoy these parodies! "Marijuana Ed 101 -1950 Style" @ Youtube "Demon Weed -An Educational Film" @ Youtube "Devil's Grass -A Silent Film" @ Youtube



Indigenous Cannabis Music Fest: Lotsa high times are coming on August 11th to the Tyendinaga Mohawk Reserve, just a few minutes drive from Belleville Ontario. Headliners The Headstones share the stage with DJ Shubs,  Drezus, Eric Landry, Derek Miller, Murray PorterLogan Staats and many other kool indigenous musical acts who'll be on hand to help supply the appropriate cannabis tuneage. Plus there'll be tons of weed to smoke, a food court, and overnight camping too. Sponsored by Legacy 420! Yummy! See you there! More @ Exclaim



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