Opening Statement



Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Protest On! Wedding Off!

LATE BREAKING PROTEST NEWS!!!!!!!


Dear readers!

The protest is still on tonight, Wednesay Oct 17th, at Queen's Park starting at 5:30. Austerity? Prorogation? C'mon now!

Please see the notice below, and plan to attend! See you there!

Tim writes:

The wedding is postponed but the event is still on. This is how the organizers are now describing it:

Wedding postponed…but so is our democracy!

In place of a wedding, guests are invited to attend a rally this Wednesday, October 17th 2012 at 5:30pm at Queen's Park against the shutting down of the legislature and the profoundly undemocratic manner in which austerity is being imposed on Ontarians.

The corporate elite of Canada regrets to announce that the upcoming marriage of Dalton McGuinty and Tim Hudak, which was to take place this Wednesday at 5:30pm, has been postponed until further notice. They ar

 , however, pleased to announce the postponement of democracy with the shutting down of the provincial legislature.

“Austerity is much easier to impose without all the red tape of the democratic process to slow it down,” noted a senior bank economist with approval.

Rumours abound that McGuinty has gotten cold feet, but some insiders claim that the couple are planning to elope, preferring to seal their commitment to one another, and Bill 115, out of the public eye and in the backrooms of power, where the two have always preferred to canoodle.

Hope you can update your blog with this and look forward to seeing you.

Tim

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